Hello, my name is Brooke and I have the mentality of a 14 year old. That being said, I drove around town with my accomplice we will call Griffin Heart. Griffin Heart and I, Heimstadt assassin, decided to have a night on the town. This is the epic tale of Griffin Heart and Heimstadt Assassin.
On a dark and cloudy night,that wasn't really cloudy, in Orem/Provo, UT, 2 girls were drinking alcohol, and then became struck with boredom. So they set off on an adventure in hopes to be entertained. They drove around for a good hour before deciding that pumpkins needed to be stolen. So they went to McDonald's and rounded up their trash, and set off to the pumpkin patch. Little did they know there was an obstacle in the way, a steep ditch. Griffin Heart sprinted off into the night and fell straight into the weedy ditch. Heimstadt Assassin witnessed the clumsy fall and avoided falling.
Shortly after, the deed was done and pumpkins were being held hostage, Griffin Heart was aware that the ditch was there but happened to fall down in it again. Heimstadt Assassin simply said,"I am going to pee," due to laughing so hard. Griffin Heart replied,"I already did." As we continued our adventure one of the pumpkins was taken as a casualty and smashed all over a young fellow's yard. They once again peed their pants.
Long story short, Jordan and I stole pumpkins, she fell in a ditch twice, she then peed her pants from laughing and then we smashed one of the pumpkins on someone's driveway and peed ourselves laughing again. I feel like I pee from laughing far too often, especially since I am 20.....oh well.
On a dark and cloudy night,that wasn't really cloudy, in Orem/Provo, UT, 2 girls were drinking alcohol, and then became struck with boredom. So they set off on an adventure in hopes to be entertained. They drove around for a good hour before deciding that pumpkins needed to be stolen. So they went to McDonald's and rounded up their trash, and set off to the pumpkin patch. Little did they know there was an obstacle in the way, a steep ditch. Griffin Heart sprinted off into the night and fell straight into the weedy ditch. Heimstadt Assassin witnessed the clumsy fall and avoided falling.
Shortly after, the deed was done and pumpkins were being held hostage, Griffin Heart was aware that the ditch was there but happened to fall down in it again. Heimstadt Assassin simply said,"I am going to pee," due to laughing so hard. Griffin Heart replied,"I already did." As we continued our adventure one of the pumpkins was taken as a casualty and smashed all over a young fellow's yard. They once again peed their pants.
Long story short, Jordan and I stole pumpkins, she fell in a ditch twice, she then peed her pants from laughing and then we smashed one of the pumpkins on someone's driveway and peed ourselves laughing again. I feel like I pee from laughing far too often, especially since I am 20.....oh well.
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