I found out today I am a hopeless romantic...which is kinda shitty because it uses the word "hopeless". I was using this wonderful site called Stumbleupon and I got a page full of quotes of all categories. I read a few about how love isn't lost and love is hard to find but worth it in the end and all those cliche, cheesy things smart people say and I found myself agreeing with most of them. Now, I am what you consider a skeptic. I have started to not believe in love or "happily ever after" for myself or anyone in general. I strictly believe in science when it comes to this new grotesque invention called love. The Honeymoon Stage only lasts about 6 months and then commitment kicks in, and commitment scares people. When I started reading those quotes I realized that I really do want to be swept off my feet by a knight in shining armor. Or that I will wake up next to the person I am committed to in the morning and smile, sometimes I smile in my sleep about it but that is dreaming, and dreaming makes everyone smile! But mostly its sex. I was talking to my mom the other day and she was giving me the six millionth sex talk I have received since I was 15 and it kicked in that spending time, laughing and bonding about stupid things is all you really need. Cuddles and kissing is among the top most intimate things ever. I mean everyone likes sex but why not just put off til tomorrow and learn to trust and feel committed to the other person instead of just saying,"Here's my vagina. Do what you please."
In less cheesy, warm and cuddle-filled news, I got my groove back. Who would've guessed that all it takes was actually putting make up on and taking a shower. I never say shit like this but holy balls I looked CUTE today, and guess who say me?! No one....except one of the vagrants at my house....oh and a puppy! The puppy doesn't count though because he is cuter than me. Confidence is such a weird thing. The only bad thing about it is that other people do lack it, and then they say stupid shit like, "I'm ugly! No one likes me because I am fat!" No, no one likes you because you smell like tuna and put out WAY too much. Been there, done that, it wasn't a fun journey...though it does make for some awesome stories!
I also have almost completed my Halloween costume. AND I saw Avenged Sevenfold last night. I have loved them since 9th grade and wanted to see them, I FINALLY DID! I was going completely bat shit insane with excitement. I also have this hidden talent where I can scream, like the cool kind of screaming and I was doing it and I accidentally screamed in someone's ear and they just looked at me and yelled back like it was going to stop me. I squinted my eyes and in my brain all I though was,"Challenge Accepted." Seriously, its Avenged Sevenfold! And its not like we could hear at the end of the night anyways what with being right next to a speaker. I am still hearing a high pitched tone. I LOVE IT! M. Shadows was even hotter IRL than I would've thought. Soooo many happy jizz-worthy moments were had.
In less cheesy, warm and cuddle-filled news, I got my groove back. Who would've guessed that all it takes was actually putting make up on and taking a shower. I never say shit like this but holy balls I looked CUTE today, and guess who say me?! No one....except one of the vagrants at my house....oh and a puppy! The puppy doesn't count though because he is cuter than me. Confidence is such a weird thing. The only bad thing about it is that other people do lack it, and then they say stupid shit like, "I'm ugly! No one likes me because I am fat!" No, no one likes you because you smell like tuna and put out WAY too much. Been there, done that, it wasn't a fun journey...though it does make for some awesome stories!
I also have almost completed my Halloween costume. AND I saw Avenged Sevenfold last night. I have loved them since 9th grade and wanted to see them, I FINALLY DID! I was going completely bat shit insane with excitement. I also have this hidden talent where I can scream, like the cool kind of screaming and I was doing it and I accidentally screamed in someone's ear and they just looked at me and yelled back like it was going to stop me. I squinted my eyes and in my brain all I though was,"Challenge Accepted." Seriously, its Avenged Sevenfold! And its not like we could hear at the end of the night anyways what with being right next to a speaker. I am still hearing a high pitched tone. I LOVE IT! M. Shadows was even hotter IRL than I would've thought. Soooo many happy jizz-worthy moments were had.
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