Plan of evil.

I have decided how to get everyone I know to read my blog. Aside from driving people up a fucking wall about it I will also do the following. Say my best friend Heidi asks me to hang out with her, (this is really quite farfetched for heidi in complete honesty. She never asks me to hang out with her.) I oblige and she asks me when I would like her to come pick me up from my humble home full of vagrants. All I say back to her is read my blog if you want to know the answer. So she reads my blog and it has the answer, I would like to hang out with her at around 8 o'clock since that is when she gets off work that day. Then she sees things like how I haven't done my laundry or how I don't eat and she comes over even faster because now she is trying to makes wash my underwear or she yells at me for not eating, which by the way I do, I eat a lot in fact. I find no flaws to this plan. Say a cute person asks me for my number, I hand him a paper that has this page's URL on it! Then I will tell him that he has to answer questions about things he read in my blog. I will win the universe! I will have it all!!

Also I am going to be Ramona Flowers for halloween. I might look way cooler than you because I am ACTUALLY going to dye my hair pink for the festivities. Yeah....PINK! I think blue and green look atrocious on my so pink it is! I need help with the outfit though. Do me a solid, watch Scott Pilgrim vs. The World and tell me which outfit of Ramona's you like the best! Majority rules. Let the games BEGIN!