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Tuesday, September 20, 2011

Things I am contantly reminded of.

I am forgetful. I forget pretty much everything aside from, names, faces, middle names and birthdays. Unfortunately this mean people have to remind me every now and again that I said something retarded. "Daniel, remember how you were there when I lost my virginity? You should be with me all the time!" That's something I said on Saturday. OH YEAH! Folks, I didn't die on Saturday!!! I got cut by a fence, fell out of a chair and woke up at 5 the next day. Death was not had! But yes, I forgot about that. Along with the following:

  1. I am never going to own a twin sized bed again.
  2. Armadillos, Hedgehogs and Giraffes are among the top greatest animals.
  3. Wristcutters is a great movie.
  4. That I get anxious about EVERYTHING! Which is probably why I don't go on dates.
  5. Couches are too small for 2 people to sleep on.
  6. I am the queen at not throwing up.
  7. Armadillos are still CUTE AS BALLS! 
  8. I need to get out of the house more
  9. My eyesight is quickly degenerating.
  10. That WoW is a lot more fun to watch than to listen to.
 All of these are based off of pure facts.

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