So I am talking to my friend Schmall on Facebook. We have never met IRL (in real life to the lame folks out there) but we talk on the interwebs on like a daily basis, don't worry we have mutual friends that really exist. But so I am talking to him and suddenly I just start typing random word in all caps. One statement was "AND IT WILL BE MY BUM!" Then it hit me, I am constantly shouting in my head. Not only in my head, I shout on a regular basis. In fact, I have made up spelling for some of the sounds that come out of my mouth. They are all retarded. I mean that in the best way possible. The sounds I make are kind of like a deaf person talking combined with someone who has down syndrome, so its more like half retarded-half deaf.
If you really find it hard to believe, read like my first few blogs. They are mostly just shouts and sounds, put together to make a half-assed story that might either be in Farsi or English, its hard to tell. But it usually ends up sounding more like Farsi. What's weird is that I haven't shouted once in this blog. I HAVE FAILED MYSELF! There we go. I feel much more relaxed now. Its kind of like Tourette's but without the mental disability, and more awesome.
If you really find it hard to believe, read like my first few blogs. They are mostly just shouts and sounds, put together to make a half-assed story that might either be in Farsi or English, its hard to tell. But it usually ends up sounding more like Farsi. What's weird is that I haven't shouted once in this blog. I HAVE FAILED MYSELF! There we go. I feel much more relaxed now. Its kind of like Tourette's but without the mental disability, and more awesome.
I'm flattered that I got mentioned on your blog xD
ReplyDeleteHells yes! I was shouting a lot in my head that night!
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