Ugh. Too much alcohol. I only drink on weekends. But when I do I get FUCKED UP. I apologize to my mom for saying those offensive words. Not to mention I apologize for not listening to her when she said alcohol is bad for you, she is so right and so wrong.
I don't throw up when I am drunk. I throw up three days later. Or never for that matter, unless I am drinking whiskey then I puke profusely and have to go to the hospital, true story bro. I took a shot, which was stupid, of Everclear. If you don't know about how awful Everclear is then you are a smart human being. Everclear is basically 100% pure alcohol. Well not even basically, it is one hundred percent alcohol. I am getting nausiated thinking about it. The first time I drank it...well I don't remember most of that night. Might I add I drank an entire bottle to myself. Yeah that could kill you BUT I HAVE SURVIVED! I also ended up throwing up on my boyfriend at the time, its ok he is a dick.
Anyways, I took this said shot of everclear. I don't remember most of the night but I do remember winning a fight against a guy. I am quite proud of this actually. I am a pretty whimpy human being. But I didn't get my ass beat OR throw up :) good accomplishment for me if I do say so myself.
I know have an obligation to go and drink more. I really don't want to, but its my best friend's birthday and I told her I would. This may or may not be my last blog, because I might be dead tomorrow. If I am then I will say this: I love you all. The End.
I don't throw up when I am drunk. I throw up three days later. Or never for that matter, unless I am drinking whiskey then I puke profusely and have to go to the hospital, true story bro. I took a shot, which was stupid, of Everclear. If you don't know about how awful Everclear is then you are a smart human being. Everclear is basically 100% pure alcohol. Well not even basically, it is one hundred percent alcohol. I am getting nausiated thinking about it. The first time I drank it...well I don't remember most of that night. Might I add I drank an entire bottle to myself. Yeah that could kill you BUT I HAVE SURVIVED! I also ended up throwing up on my boyfriend at the time, its ok he is a dick.
Anyways, I took this said shot of everclear. I don't remember most of the night but I do remember winning a fight against a guy. I am quite proud of this actually. I am a pretty whimpy human being. But I didn't get my ass beat OR throw up :) good accomplishment for me if I do say so myself.
I know have an obligation to go and drink more. I really don't want to, but its my best friend's birthday and I told her I would. This may or may not be my last blog, because I might be dead tomorrow. If I am then I will say this: I love you all. The End.
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