Sometimes Facebook likes to remind me that I stalk people. I was on my friend's page not five minutes ago and it was like Suggestions for People You Should Subscribe To!! The first three people are my friends that I stalk frequently. To the point where it is not good and I know way too much about their lives. It was just a little reminder as so how I have no life, and am creepy as balls.
This is usually what happens in my head when I am reminded about how weird I am:
Holy crap, did it really just tell me to subscribe to someone's facebook because I am on their page a lot?! Brooke, you are a smart girl, get up and use that to your advantage instead of just stalking these 3 people. You can also be cute if you want to be. So maybe you should get up brush your teeth, put make up on and put on some clean clothes and spend time with your friends. Maybe you would stop feeling so down on yourself if you were did something about it instead of being a creeper.
That's when I get really low on myself and Ekoorb says things like, "Yeah brain you're right, I am smart. Occasionally I even have some self confidence. Maybe I should do something about it.
Then the real me comes in and is like: Fuck that shit. Stay in bed and stalk your life away. Maybe you should like brush your teeth and stuff but putting on clean clothes?! Are you kidding me?! No. You are going to write blogs and eat bread with Alfredo sauce on it all day. Deal? Kdeal.
And so now I have decided to finish writing this blog and then I am going to pee because bladder infections scare me, and then I am going to watch Lord of the Rings :)
This is usually what happens in my head when I am reminded about how weird I am:
Holy crap, did it really just tell me to subscribe to someone's facebook because I am on their page a lot?! Brooke, you are a smart girl, get up and use that to your advantage instead of just stalking these 3 people. You can also be cute if you want to be. So maybe you should get up brush your teeth, put make up on and put on some clean clothes and spend time with your friends. Maybe you would stop feeling so down on yourself if you were did something about it instead of being a creeper.
That's when I get really low on myself and Ekoorb says things like, "Yeah brain you're right, I am smart. Occasionally I even have some self confidence. Maybe I should do something about it.
Then the real me comes in and is like: Fuck that shit. Stay in bed and stalk your life away. Maybe you should like brush your teeth and stuff but putting on clean clothes?! Are you kidding me?! No. You are going to write blogs and eat bread with Alfredo sauce on it all day. Deal? Kdeal.
And so now I have decided to finish writing this blog and then I am going to pee because bladder infections scare me, and then I am going to watch Lord of the Rings :)
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