I am done being a oozing vagina now guys. I had myself a good cry while listening to all of the world's best emo songs. The only thing missing from this scenario is a razorblade to make me feel not numb, or to just take away the pain. As much fun as that sounds....its not...trust me, I have gotten stitches before due to my own stupidity...not awesome.
In better news, my bladder infection is back. That's fun. I am also completely out of underwear until Alex finishes his laundry. I AM WINNING! If Charlie Sheen met me he would be like "Holy shit, this is the fourth time your bladder infection has come back! Maybe you should learn to stop holding it in and finish your prescriptions." Then I will be like," Sheen, you go back to snorting coke and pulling out knives on your girlfriends, and I will go back to not taking my prescription meds."
I can't really think of anything else to write except I apologize for my girly mood swing blog. It made me feel like normal again though. That's a plus.
In better news, my bladder infection is back. That's fun. I am also completely out of underwear until Alex finishes his laundry. I AM WINNING! If Charlie Sheen met me he would be like "Holy shit, this is the fourth time your bladder infection has come back! Maybe you should learn to stop holding it in and finish your prescriptions." Then I will be like," Sheen, you go back to snorting coke and pulling out knives on your girlfriends, and I will go back to not taking my prescription meds."
I can't really think of anything else to write except I apologize for my girly mood swing blog. It made me feel like normal again though. That's a plus.
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