Pants are lame.

Huey Lewis and the News once said,"Its hip to be square."

THEY LIED!

Everyone knows that being hip isn't in fact hip. Take the "indie" crowd for instance, they have been wearing plaid since before lesbians. News flash, no one care WHO or WHAT you are wearing. You see I just don't wear clothes. I mean I wear my undies and a shirt on most occasions, the occasions I am not means I am in the shower. But we all know who the real culprit is....PANTS!!!! No one should wear pants ever. I hate them so much that even right now I am sitting on my couch with everything else on besides my pantaloons. Everyone who enjoys pants should be shot down like a overly confident nerd.

   So in sumation, its really square to be hip. Maybe we need to go back  to the 80s and send everyone to boot camp where you don't need diener hosen, you just need BALLS of STEEL!!