You are all either:
1. Not my type.
2. Not fun to be with
3. Married
4. Someone I have already dated
or
5. Someone I have already kissed.
This is my declaration of getting a new set of males in Utah Valley, and to bring Peter back. See world, you have taken a sweet loving 6 foot tall Asian away from us. We love him dearly, but he is in Washington now and that's a full fun-packed 12+ hours away from my humble Spanish Fork home, where I am currently sitting on my ass doing nothing but eating rice and farting under this blanket, which is probably a reason why I don't have a significant other, or friends that live near me.
This is where the ADD kicks in.
I look a lot like Tina Fey. I act a lot like Liz Lemon, I know because I watch 30 rock religiously. I can't decide if I like this fact or not. Either I am a 40 year old woman with an obsession with cheese and can't date normal men, except one that is now married OR a 40 year old woman who is sad, lonely and HILARIOUS! Seriously though, I really can't decided if these are good options or bad ones. I think I need to reevaluate my life if I ever want to be date worthy again....but that is so much effort!!!
Also Peter looks like Alec Baldwin so if you bring peter back that means I could very likely be back into the dating scene. He is my mentor and all.
1. Not my type.
2. Not fun to be with
3. Married
4. Someone I have already dated
or
5. Someone I have already kissed.
This is my declaration of getting a new set of males in Utah Valley, and to bring Peter back. See world, you have taken a sweet loving 6 foot tall Asian away from us. We love him dearly, but he is in Washington now and that's a full fun-packed 12+ hours away from my humble Spanish Fork home, where I am currently sitting on my ass doing nothing but eating rice and farting under this blanket, which is probably a reason why I don't have a significant other, or friends that live near me.
This is where the ADD kicks in.
I look a lot like Tina Fey. I act a lot like Liz Lemon, I know because I watch 30 rock religiously. I can't decide if I like this fact or not. Either I am a 40 year old woman with an obsession with cheese and can't date normal men, except one that is now married OR a 40 year old woman who is sad, lonely and HILARIOUS! Seriously though, I really can't decided if these are good options or bad ones. I think I need to reevaluate my life if I ever want to be date worthy again....but that is so much effort!!!
Also Peter looks like Alec Baldwin so if you bring peter back that means I could very likely be back into the dating scene. He is my mentor and all.
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