I LIED!

Not cute.

I said on facebook that the next post would be my life story, well its not. I am still working on that one though.






This post is about these glasses.
You see, I took my other cute glasses of a few days ago and misplaced them. They look like this.

Kinda actually cute.

I am as blind as a bat without some sort of sight aid. Even right now I am squinting at the computer screen that is abnormally close to my face.
So I put on Landon's GIGANTIC glasses and they work perfect. I can see the world and all its beauty with them on. Well I look like a handicapped hipster....literally. I only got a half hour of sleep last night so I was acting like my brain wasn't fully developed thus me acting like a retard.
I thought I would've found them by now, but I haven't. 

I told my friend Shae that she could use me as to practice how to put in an IV or give people shots. So by the end of the day, I was wearing huge military grade glasses and I have needle tracks.

If there are any mentally disabled heroin addicts out there, I have joined your club.